来自网友【Rose】的评论S5E10 前情提示: Stuart遇见跟着谢耳朵来漫画店的艾米,感觉对方有点戳中,提前了告知谢耳朵于是约艾米出去约会。表面平静内心忐忑不安的谢耳朵来到了影院坐在正和Stuart看电影的艾米旁边,开展了这一段宇宙无敌钛合金直男的告白😂Amy: Sheldon , what are you doing here ?(艾米: 谢耳朵,你来这干嘛?)Sheldon : The thought of you sitting in a darkened theater with a character like Stuart is repellent .(谢耳朵: 想到你和Stuart这样的家伙坐在影院看电影让我很不爽)Amy: I'm sorry this causes you discomfort, But based on the currently established parameters of our relationship , I can put myself in any repellent situation I want. Anything else ?(艾米:抱歉造成了你的不爽,不过基于我俩关系目前的既定参数,只要我愿意,我可以做任何让你不爽的事情。还有别的事吗?)Sheldon : I believe I would like to alter the paradigm of our relationship .(谢耳朵: 我觉得我想改变一下我们的关系模式)Amy: I'm listening .(艾米: 我听着呢)Sheldon : With the understanding that nothing changes whatsoever , physical or otherwise , I would not object to us no longer characterizing you as “not my girlfriend.”(谢耳朵: 基于无论如何都维持原状的共识,包括身体或其他方面,我将不会不同意也不再把你定位为“不是我女朋友”)Amy: Interesting. Now trying without the quadruple negative.(艾米:有趣了,现在把“不”字去掉再给我说一遍)Sheldon : You're being impossible.(谢耳朵: 你别得寸进尺)Amy: Hi Stuart !(艾米: 你好,Stuart !)Sheldon : Fine, Amy……will you be my girlfriend?(谢耳朵: 好吧,艾米,你愿意作我女朋友吗?)Amy: Yes (艾米: 愿意)Sheldon : Well, that's enough of that. Sorry to interrupt. You two enjoy your date. Here's a dollar for your troubles. Get yourself some Sour Patch Kids.(谢耳朵: 好,这样就够了。抱歉打扰你们了,祝两位约会愉快。给你一块钱,就当我给你添麻烦了。自己去买点酸软糖吃吧)Stuart : WTF ?论旁边坐着的Stuart 的心理阴影