来自网友【玛蒂树脂】的评论Dad, I feel like I've spent my life pretending you're a great guy and trying to be like you. And the ugly truth has always been...That I'm not that great and you're exactly like me.Am I evil?Worse. You're smart. When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours. And I've never met a universe that I was into it. The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them, not unlike your friends Timmy.Tommy.Yeah, it hardly matters now, sweetie. You know, smart people get a chance to climb on top, take reality for a ride, but it'll never stop trying to throw you. And eventually, it will. There's no other way off.Dad, I'm out of excuses to not be who I am. So who am I? What do I do?My advice - Take off. Put a saddle on your universe, let it kick itself out.I can't do that. The kids, Jerry, my job, and, as much as I hate to admit it, ABC's "The Bachelor."I can make a clone of you, a perfect instance of you with all your memories. An exact copy in every way. It'll broad-cast-network reality TV on the same allegedly ironic level as you. You can be gone a day, a week or the rest of your life with zero consequences. The moment you decide to come back, I flip a switch, and the clone's job is done. It feels no pain, it regrets nothing, and has zero chance of going "Blade Runner."If nothing matters, why would you do that for me?I don't know, maybe you matter so little that I like you. Or maybe it makes you matter. Maybe I love you. Maybe something about your mother. Don't jump a gift shark in the mouth.I don't know if I can do it.Then stay, and luxuriate in a life you can finally know you've chosen. My secret bonus is that no matter what you choose, you're finally gonna chill the fuck out.Ok. I know what I want to do.